MEMECORE™
Parallel joke architecture.Processes multiple recycled formats simultaneously without understanding any of them.
MPU 6900 SERIES · ARCHITECTURE: MEMECORE™
ADVANCED MEME DEVICES
MPU™MEME PROCESSING UNIT
Engineered for high-performance shitposting.
69 MEME CORES · 420 GB/s · 0 PRODUCTIVITY
$AMEMD → $AMD
MEMES IN. AMD OUT.
MPU 6900 SERIESARCHITECTURE: MEMECORE™
THE PROBLEM
Computing was solved. Memes were not.
Modern processors can simulate physics, train neural networks, and render entire virtual worlds. Yet they remain completely unable to process the most important workload of all: posting.
0B
MEMES WAITING TO BE PROCESSED*
0%
OF HUMAN PRODUCTIVITY STILL WASTED MANUALLY POSTING
0
GOOD REASONS FOR THIS PRODUCT
*numbers independently invented by our research department.
PRODUCT LAUNCH
MPU™ 6900
The world's first dedicated meme processor. Built from the ground up for workloads that contribute absolutely nothing to society.
| 69 | MEME CORES |
| 420 GB/s | SHITPOST BANDWIDTH |
| 8 TB | SHITCACHE™ |
| 0 | PRODUCTIVITY |
| ∞ | REPOST POTENTIAL |
MORE CORES. LESS THOUGHT.
TECHNOLOGY
Purpose-built for the internet.
SHITCACHE™
Never lose a bad joke again.High-speed memory optimized for memes you've already seen seventeen times.
REPOST ENGINE™
Originality is computationally expensive.Hardware acceleration for copying successful content faster.
RAGE TRACING™
Real-time argument rendering.Generates unnecessarily detailed internet disagreements with unprecedented efficiency.
Patent applications were not filed.
BENCHMARKS
Industry-leading performance.*
*benchmark conducted internally under highly favorable conditions.
COMPETITION HAS BEEN ELIMINATED.
MECHANISM
Memes in.
AMD out.
Advanced Meme Devices is paired with AMD through the reward mechanism on OTC Desks. Trade the meme. The pair does the serious part.
CONTRACT ADDRESS
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
$AMEMD→$AMD
CORPORATE ROADMAP
Product roadmap.
Q3
MEMES
Establish basic meme processing.
Q4
MORE MEMES
Increase meme density.
NEXT
FASTER MEMES
Reduce time-to-shitpost.
EVENTUALLY
TOO MANY MEMES
Management considers this a success.
Roadmap subject to change whenever we think of something funnier.
LEADERSHIP
DR. MEME M. DEVICE
CHIEF MEME ENGINEER
Dr. Device has over 20 years of experience in technologies that do not exist. His current research focuses on increasing meme throughput while reducing useful output.
"The world did not ask for this. We built it anyway."
INVESTOR RELATIONS
Frequently asked questions.
ADVANCED MEME DEVICES
HIGH-PERFORMANCE SHITPOSTING.
$AMEMD → $AMD
MEMES IN. AMD OUT.